The sctuff that makes the ram horny
“Jesus Paddy, what do you call the sctuff you give to the ram to make him horny?”
“I can’t remember the name of it, but I know that it tashtes of mushrooms.”
- As told at dinner this evening by a family friend from the west of Ireland, describing a conversation between two rural farmers. Apparently “the sctuff” is given to rams at the end of the summer so that they’ll be up to the job in the autumn.